Here is our list of scenarios that would follow if Sheldon Cooper meets Salman Khan.
Sheldon: Salman, I am your fan.
Salman: Which of my movies do you like?
Sheldon: Oh no, you misunderstood me. Your movies are terrible. I tried watching Kick and literally kicked Raj for two days for suggesting it. They are nothing but cheap attempts to dupe money out of the gullible.
Salman: But you said you are my fan.
Sheldon: Yes. I am your fan because of how you have managed to stay away from the social construct called marriage. It's commendable. And recently I learnt that you have never had coitus even after being in so many relationships. Kudos to that!
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Sheldon: What do you know about star wars?
Salman: Star wars? Yes, I am a star and SRK is also a star. I have made it clear to the public that we are not at war.
Sheldon: Golly, It's like talking to homo habilis. Even Lenord has more IQ than you.
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Salman: Dil Mein aata hun samajh Mein nahi
Sheldon: Did Schrodinger created you?
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Salman: One day I will be having an Oscar
Sheldon: Not to mention the Imaginary
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Salman: People call me Bhai !!
Sheldon: How many Father do you have?
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Sheldon: Salman, I am your fan.
Salman: Which of my movies do you like?
Sheldon: Oh no, you misunderstood me. Your movies are terrible. I tried watching Kick and literally kicked Raj for two days for suggesting it. They are nothing but cheap attempts to dupe money out of the gullible.
Salman: But you said you are my fan.
Sheldon: Yes. I am your fan because of how you have managed to stay away from the social construct called marriage. It's commendable. And recently I learnt that you have never had coitus even after being in so many relationships. Kudos to that!
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Sheldon: What do you know about star wars?
Salman: Star wars? Yes, I am a star and SRK is also a star. I have made it clear to the public that we are not at war.
Sheldon: Golly, It's like talking to homo habilis. Even Lenord has more IQ than you.
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Salman: Dil Mein aata hun samajh Mein nahi
Sheldon: Did Schrodinger created you?
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Salman: One day I will be having an Oscar
Sheldon: Not to mention the Imaginary
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Salman: People call me Bhai !!
Sheldon: How many Father do you have?
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Salman: Hey Sheldon !! I just purchased a team in IPL. What should I tell my players to motivate them to Score Good Runs? Any suggestion?
Sheldon: HIT and Run
Sheldon: HIT and Run
Sheldon: Tumhari movies mein story kahan hai?
Salmaan: Tumhare show mein sarcasm kahan hai?
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